
When seniors in high school apply to colleges, many have already determined which school is their first choice. This is the school that they will absolutely attend if they are accepted, regardless of what other schools accept them. For thousands of high school seniors [and Boston College Students] Notre Dame is the dream school that is far and away their first college choice, but for reasons unknown to this writer, this does not hold true for all high school seniors.
Some high school seniors have Notre Dame as their second choice. For whatever reason, these students prefer schools such as Duke, Stanford, Northwestern, and the Ivies. These students long to attend secular schools in actual cities or moderate climates with less prominent football teams; they long for higher US News and World Report Rankings.
Shockingly, some of these troubled youths actually become Notre Dame Students when their first choice schools reject their applications. However, once they enroll at Notre Dame they will do anything they can to prevent their peers from discovering that Notre Dame was not their first college choice. They will research historical football results, watch Rudy (see #30) over and over, memorize Heisman Trophy winners, purchase previous years versions of THE SHIRT (see #2), and begin going to mass regularly (see #4) to make it seem like they had visions of leprechauns dancing in their heads all throughout their youth.
However, cracks in their disguise will eventually begin to show. They might accidently wear apparel from another university, become overly enthusiastic while watching another schools sporting event, or even relate stories about how awesome something at another campus is (i.e. Tenting at Duke, the Michigan-OSU game, the Stanford Marching Band).
Despite the inevitable cracks, these students will insist that Notre Dame was their first college choice just so they can more easily fit in with all their hard core legacy and overly Catholic friends. Before long they will come to understand how wrong they were about their first college choice, and realize how fortuitous it was that they were denied admission.

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